Every Woman On SNL Needs To Play Everyone In Politics

We are in a comedy gal-aissance. And some of the many roles that women are FINALLY being considered for are the dipsticks that we call politicians. For starters, Melissa McCarthy came back to SNL this week to play Sean Spicer and if possible it was even funnier than last week.

Those made up country names, oh god. Then there’s this moody Leslie mockudrama. Move over Baldwin because there’s a new Trump in town and she is STUNNING in those orange brows.

And let’s just wrap things up there OH GOD KELLYANNE. Looks like the one woman in the Trump administration will NOT be ignored.

Ok let’s get Sasheer and Vanessa and Cecily in, and we’re good to go!

Get Your Pantsuit On, It’s Debatin’ Time

Tonight’s the night! The two presidential candidates are going toe-to-toe (or we guess big hair to big hair) in the first official debate. We truly cannot wait for the live-tweet storm that’s about to break.

But in the few hours left, let’s all huddle around our laptops and enjoy this throwback sketch featuring two of the greatest comedians ever taking down sexism in politics.

Weekly Roundup of the Funniest Damn Tweets

THANK GILDA IT’S FRIDAY!!!!

While we wait for the weekend to really start, shall we enjoy some top quality funny tweets together? Let’s.

friend: how are things?

me: things are good!

narrator: things were not good

— keely flaherty (@flahertykeely) August 25, 2016

We all heard that in the Arrested Development voice, yeah?

me on twitter pic.twitter.com/DiRyHSsflS

— Xena WorrierPrincess (@marianbull) August 25, 2016

Behold the art of subtlety.

As an adopted person and about to be 30, I firmly believe I will awake to a man in a tux saying my birthparents have left me $10,000,000.

— Beth Alexandroff (@bethalexandroff) August 25, 2016

We want this for you so so bad oh wow.

This is the code I try to follow. Sometimes I forget not everybody else does. pic.twitter.com/9k1ZkzdpDo

— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) August 23, 2016

Everyone be more like Mara Wilson. Except Mara Wilson, you can stay the way you are.

Idk saying you’re not a feminist in 2016 is like saying you’re pro-segregation in 1980 like dawg you missed the boat.

— Katelyn H (@KatelynUrFriend) August 24, 2016

⛵️??

“I have coupons but I left them at home” pic.twitter.com/AZ55CLKfCg

— space bitch (@floskii) August 21, 2016

If only we could reply with more gifs in our nightmare retail jobs.

HOLY SHIT you guys, go to https://t.co/u4Qy8aSXkv and consequently BOW DOWN before Hilary’s web people.

— Cherie Priest (@cmpriest) August 24, 2016

*rubbing eyes with amazement and wonder*

It’s only once you’re a little older and wiser that you realize the “one that got away” was a jean jacket you left at a guy’s house in 2003.

— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) August 23, 2016

Still have dreams about that jacket tbh.

Math problem:
Q: Eden has 10 frozen pizzas. She eats 8. What does she have now?

A: Depression. Eden has depression.

— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) August 23, 2016

And also two pizzas!

Just doing some film criticism/political commentary: pic.twitter.com/V8P6P4H9RY

— Abbey Bender (@Abbey_Bender) August 22, 2016

Wow wow makes u think. #bringbackthecolorofnight

the only text I ever want to receive tbh pic.twitter.com/MoV4l5Fr5U

— carly usdin (@carlytron) August 23, 2016

Hold on to that friend and never let go, Carly!!!

Stop pretending Cinderella had a happy ending. She ended up with a guy who threw a party so women could audition to be his wife.

— Elizabeth (@Elizasoul80) August 20, 2016

Charming might as well have had a bathing suit competition. SMDH.

Emotional Intimacy: pic.twitter.com/vKAYQQV4i1

— Eliza Skinner (@elizaskinner) August 23, 2016

Dead. On.

In case ur wondering if sexism is real, we say “leaked nudes” instead of “stolen property.”

— Cameron Esposito (@cameronesposito) August 25, 2016

Yeah team everybody to go Leslie Jones’ Twitter and tweet her some love, ok??? We have to take care of each other.

loving frank ocean’s hot boring film dude sensibilities

— black frances ha (@imbobswaget) August 23, 2016

Worth the wait, but also worth making fun of.

Stranger: “I really like your shoes!”

Me for the rest of the day: pic.twitter.com/GBMlmP7TeT

— Ashlyn Shawver (@Ashlynshawver) August 23, 2016

Strut, mama, strut.

“I’d pick your brains if it weren’t such slim pickings”

– Zombie Oscar Wilde

— batkaren (@batkaren) August 24, 2016

This joke just made us 20% smarter, thank you.

When you’re trying to do you and tweet but annoying boys are all up in your mentions. pic.twitter.com/zHWk73mqnc

— a girl is no one (@OhNoSheTwitnt) August 24, 2016

Need we remind you tools that kitty got claws???