Iliza Shlesinger Is Gonna Kill It Tonight

Oh you like to spend your Friday nights at parties? Cool, cool, yeah, sounds dope. But us, we’re gonna be on the couch with a crapload of snacks and Iliza Shlesinger’s new standup special.

There’s so much gold in this trailer alone (‘prey, I mean date’) that this is bound to be one of the best half hours of all time.

#WomanCrushWednesday: The Badass Cast of OITNB

It’s our favorite day of the week, y’all. It’s… WOMAN CRUSH WEDNESDAAAYYYYY.

And this time around, we couldn’t pick just one magnificent woman. The whole dang cast of Orange Is The New Black is so perfect and magnificent, we had to catch ’em all. So get out your menstrual pad shower shoes and screwdriver dildos, and pour one out for the Ladies of Litchfield.