Screw Love, Let’s Save The World

This Valentine’s Day, why not spend your time thinking about LITERALLY ANYTHING OTHER THAN RELATIONSHIPS. This hippie-dippie number from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is exactly what we needed to remind us that love is trash, relationships are boring, and you have the power to change the world if only you would quit thinking about that dude who won’t text you back.


It’s an asexual utopia!

The Funniest Friggin Tweets Of The Week

They’re here they’re here!! The funniest tweets of the week are here!

Let’s groove on in to the weekend with these funky fresh jokemasters.


Nah you can’t.


CLASSIC CINNAMON ugh so full of herself.


Seriously wtf was wrong with Reverend Camden that dude suuuuuuucked.


Damn, moms are hard af.


Pack it up everybody, this is the best tweet of the year.


Pasta maybe even ok but that’s IT.


WE ARE SOBBING how can something so beautiful exist.


Like two sexy sides of the same coin.


Now this is a Twilight Zone episode we would watch.


Humorous reminder to call your parents, everybody!


We GOT this, gang!!


Hah ok nah maybe we don’t got this.


Yes doctor, she has a thousand Instagram followers and everything.


Karma is a… complex women with strong opinions.


The Funniest Tweets Of The Week

You feeling weird?

Yeah, us too. But in case you’re ready for a lil break, here are some dank tweets to make you giggle and make you think.



Gonna do some hip-openers to get this rage out of our woman parts.


Now that’s a hat we could really get behi-ohgodwereallgonnadie



What a fuckin’ champ.


Who knew this was a thing we’d learn to appreciate???




But the torah portion… is a meme?!?


‘Oh I just left my jacket JK DOOR’S LOCKED NOW LOSER’


Read this to your kid if you want them to cry all night and also forever.


You can bedazzle wine glasses all day if you want to Betsy, c’mon.


Go out on the porch with all the cool kids at the party and just peel one.


Literally how is anyone expected to go anywhere ever again.


Turns out they were the lucky ones.


We Can’t Tell If Jess Rona’s “Love Song” Is A Dream Or A Nightmare

“I would fill up a bathtub of blood for you.”

This is officially the most terrifying, hilarious and dare we say adorable love song ever? Comedian/singer Jess Rona is complete perfection, even if we’re horrified at the words she’s singing. But who cares about the words when everything just looks so CUTE, right?!