Y’all there is a full on revolution going on in Indian stand-up. In case you haven’t heard the buzz from the subcontinent, some of the funniest comics in the game right now are women, and there is so much laugh-til-you-pee comedy happening. And a good place to start is TLC India’s new series Queens of Comedy, the reality show/talent search featuring funny ladies doing what they do best.
The trailer for The Little Hours just dropped and y’all, it is LIFE. This looks like it’s going to be the most insane, filthy, hysterical movie we’ve seen in forever. The movie is adapted from Bocaccio’s Decameron (lol wut) and stars all of our favorite women as a bunch of potty-mouthed, horny, violent nuns. This is our Star Wars. We’ll be there opening night, in costume.
What do action heroes, badass queens, and innocent farm girls have in common? Well that they’re all great characters! Oh also that tv writers keep making the decision to use their sexual assault as a lazy plot device. WHICH IS VERY UNCOOL. So from the Nightpantz team and director Jen McCartney, we bring you this humble request: could you please just give your female characters literally any other character motivation? Like, anything???!?
Or should we say the spookiest tweets of the whole creeeeaaaak????
No, no one should say that because it’s a very bad joke. But cut us some slack, we’re excited that Halloween is almost here!! While we wait on pins and needles (ouch!) let’s all share these magnificent tweets.
One cool thing about being a woman is that whenever I am doing any task, people assume I am struggling with that task
— Paige Weldon (@paigeweldon) October 21, 2016
Not sure how men think we survive the world?
moment of silence for the thousands of college women sitting in dorm rooms right now being forced to listen to some dude play “wonderwall”
— keely flaherty (@flahertykeely) October 26, 2016
Raise a glass to our fallen comrades. May your bi-curious phase come quickly.
My body is ready for winter pic.twitter.com/LSJ7XIsWce
— Amy, but dead (@amy_wood) October 27, 2016
Can we get this picture as a tattoo?
More like Georgia O’Queef! Up top. pic.twitter.com/KfYZYiz6qB
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) October 25, 2016
No one high five her for this.
My supervillian origin story began when he didn’t text back.
— Stabbatha Christy (@LoveNLunchmeat) October 24, 2016
Cannot WAIT to see this Marvel adaptation on Netflix.
— Dolly Parton (@DollyParton) October 27, 2016
May Dolly bless and keep you in this, the holiday season.
I find “no DMs” in a bio to be awfully presumptuous.
— Jackie Bouvier (@jackiembouvier) October 25, 2016
‘Scuse you, maybe we don’t want to slide into your business!
There is not a single accurate response for this search term. pic.twitter.com/XEtAcFnObq
— Meg Favreau (@megfavreau) October 25, 2016
As a child I was afraid of spiders, snakes and scary movies, now kids get to fear cool things like ISIS, gluten and their local congressman.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) October 26, 2016
Honestly kids are shockingly tough these days, shoutout to all the brave babies.
I love how Hillary is trying to abort this baby with her mind and is having trouble smiling cuz she’s jonesing to start a war! pic.twitter.com/ALn3yzE9Ci
— Jen Nasty Kirkwoman (@JenKirkman) October 27, 2016
CLASSIC CROOKED HILLARY.
Every white guy in Brooklyn looks like a fucking rock critic& every white woman looks like someone he’d fawningly refer to as a “songstress”
— Megan Beth Koester (@bornferal) October 25, 2016
Plz travel channel give Megan Koester a show.
My preferred birth control: pic.twitter.com/c3ayEfizVC
— Beth Alexandroff (@bethalexandroff) October 26, 2016
America’s two favorite pastimes in one!
when you wake up and see drunk texts to your ex pic.twitter.com/1rjIVuQOoL
— ? (@Sassafrantz) October 23, 2016
TERRIFYING HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEA: Chatty Uber driver
— Ali Spagnola (@alispagnola) October 26, 2016
AAAAAAH TOO SPOOKY NO THANKS
the best part in every movie is when the main girl realizes she’s a witch and walks down the school hallway in slow motion
— Mallory Ortberg (@mallelis) October 25, 2016
Welp, looks like my dreams of becoming a teenage Vine star have been shot to shit. Thanks a lot, Obama.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) October 27, 2016
The ghost of Vine is gonna be the best costume of this Halloween season, mark our words.
And now, the tale of three 20-something women who just wanted to go for a hike and forget about the disappointing men in their lives. But sometimes when you try to go for a hike in the Hollywood hills, the hills… hike you.
The brilliant besties of Fresh Hell (Hannah Garces, Emily Durrett, and Elizabeth Guest) bring you this sketch about what happens when you try to take an ordinary average silly picture with LA’s most famous landmark. Spoiler: it doesn’t go great.
OH DIP IT’S THE WEEKEND!!!!
There were moments of this week that it felt like we’d never make it. But here we are, on Friday afternoon, almost to party o’clock. We all deserve a treat, is what we’re tryna say here. And what better treat than the very best tweets from funny women!
I’ve been in a locker room. Know what we talked about in there? Swimming. We talked about swimming.
— Alana Massey (@AlanaMassey) October 7, 2016
when u realize u can’t afford ur life style . when ur gonna keep goin anyway pic.twitter.com/QU9UomzE6g
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) October 10, 2016
boys: let’s sneak into the girl’s locker room!
girls: let’s burn down the boys locker room
— Bez (@Bez) October 11, 2016
I could stop eating these fries right now and not feel too sick to move. Or!
— shelby fero (@shelbyfero) October 10, 2016
— annie mebane (@anniemebane) October 14, 2016
This week has been hard, so maybe try breathing in time to this gif I found of Drake sleeping in a warm stack of pancakes. pic.twitter.com/xuSsmmSwsO
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) October 14, 2016
listen. i’m not saying trump’s not a moron. but it works pic.twitter.com/5lFd8xgGNA
— cassandra (@cassbwell) October 10, 2016
Religious conservatives who are voting Trump are gonna be so pissed when they find out God’s a woman.
— Chloe Angyal (@ChloeAngyal) October 14, 2016
Person – “How did you find him not guilty? There were witnesses and a video of the assault.”
Juror – “Yes, but they were in a locker room.”
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) October 10, 2016
how do i nominate this headline for the mark twain humor award pic.twitter.com/2hnTr47ZDv
— Ali V. (@alivingiano) October 6, 2016
Our leaders answering a question kids answer in the principal’s office after shooting rubber bands at each other pic.twitter.com/zsKzGtsp5a
— Jillian Gutowitz (@jillboard) October 10, 2016
How To Feed 4 Kids On A Budget
— Li’l Edie Pentland (@JennyPentland) October 10, 2016
rules in my club pic.twitter.com/q5T332omv5
— Zoë Klar (@zoeklar) October 14, 2016
I started crying in the dining hall because I was laughing so hard after remembering Scooby Doo’s real name is “Scoobert Doobert”. pic.twitter.com/5Lo5btgj3B
— Jazlin (@glizziemcguire) October 12, 2016