Weekly Roundup Of The Funniest Tweets

IT’S THE HAPPIEST DAY OF THE WEEK.

IT’S FRIDAY.

We’re so excited, because Friday also means WEEKLY ROUNDUP OF THE FUNNIEST TWEETS. Enjoy.

Perfect.

Ahhh, the humiliation of the airport. Bringing people together forever. 

Poor “any mom.”

YO, THAT’S A GOOD DOG THOUGH.

Same, sister.

Praise all that is holy and Olivia Benson.

Classic prank.

All the damn time.

It’s the phone. For sure the phone.

Our minds are blown.

That. GIF. Is. Everything.

L – O – L, story of our life.

It would take a very long time for us mere mortals.

Honestly, it’s a hard question.

Praise you, queen.

*Eye-roll emoji*

LITERAL LIFE GOALS.

Quick, get thee to a hospital!

Werk werk werk werk werk…something something.

YAAAS.

Welp, never going to eat a bowl of Cheerios without thinking about buttholes again.

Horrifying. 

Same.

Beyoncé, Drake, US?!?!? ARE WE NEXT?!?!

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Weekly Roundup of the Funniest Fucking Tweets

Elizabeth Banks Whohaha-Praise Queen

Do you know what day it is today?!

IT’S FRIDAY Y’ALL.

If you’re like us, you’re salivating at the thought of the weekend like it’s a tri-tip steak, or tofu if you’re vegan. To welcome in the beautiful/glorious/wonderful weekend, here are the funniest fucking tweets from this week.

YAAAAS. 

We completely relate to this.

The fine work of an evil genius.

Feelin’ like Beyoncé.

So real.

Cheers to the freakin’ weekend.

Us every time. 

RIGHT? Seriously, let’s see a listicle of this.

Nothing feels better than canceling plans. NOTHING.

We really did believe our souls loved chicken soup.

PRAISE.

You know, just typical Hollywood talk.

Ghost life=stressful.

Guys are always eating trees….can they not?

This is like the 2016 version of what Mufasa would say to Simba.

This sounds like the plot of a beautiful love story.

Eminem wishes you a very happy Friday!

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Weekly Roundup Of The Funniest F*cking Tweets

Elizabeth Banks' Whohaha-Michelle Obama Laughing

It’s FRIDAY! Which means, it’s also time to look back at this week’s most hilarious tweets by the funniest tweeters. Who knew 140 characters could make us snort-laugh so much?!

*Yikes* *Pulls collar*

Yes, yes, yes.

Hmmm….

It is what it is. Move along!

Yep. 2016, baby.

THERE IS PLENTY OF ROOM ON THE DOOR.

Hey, it’s legit.

Did you hear that? That loud noise in the distance? That was the sound of the TRUTH BOMB going off.

All of our goals, honestly.

YES.

Oh, Brit!

All of us watching the debate.

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Weekly Roundup Of The Funniest F*cking Tweets

Elizabeth Banks' Whohaha-Michelle Obama Laughing

We’re back this week with the funniest f*cking tweets and we can barely control the little tears streaming out of the corner of our eyes. If you aren’t following these queens and liking their tweets, you need to get on that ASAP!

 

 

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10 Hilarious Ladies You Should Be Following On Twitter Right Now

Elizabeth Banks' Whohaha-Hillary Clinton

It’s no secret that Twitter is one of the best platforms for a comedic voice. Who doesn’t love reading 140 character quips about a douchey neighbor, or a running commentary on the latest episode of Scandal? In the last few years, Twitter has gone from being a way us mere peasants can feel closer to celebrities, to being an avenue for writers, comedians, and performers.

Here are 10 hilarious, brilliant, so-funny-I’m-gonna-pee women you need to be following on Twitter right now.

1. Brittani Nichols

This writer/comedian/actor needs to be on your Twitter radar. Her biting and sharp wit make us LOL, plus her commentary on society is on point.

2. Julianne Smolinski

Smolinski currently writes for Grace and Frankie, but we’re most #thankful and #blessed for her Twitter account.

3. Jenny Johnson

Try and scroll through Johnson’s Twitter page without laughing out loud. Seriously, try! It’s pretty much impossible and we love her so much.

4. Beth Stelling

Beth Stelling is not only killing it in the stand-up comedy game, but her tweets are hilarious as well. Our love for her knows no end.

5. Grace Spelman

A writer for BuzzFeed, Spelman’s Twitter account is consistently hilarious.

6. Alexis Wilkinson

Wilkinson is a writer for HBO’s Veep, as if we needed another reason to be obsessed with her.

7. Lindsey Finn

This tweet alone deserves a standing ovation. YAAAS QUEEN, PREACH!

8. Julia Segal

Segal is a writer for The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, and @Midnight, with self-deprecating humor that makes us giggle.

9. Erin Whitehead

It’s too real! REPEAT: The tweet is too real! Whitehead, an improviser and comedian at the Upright Citizens Brigade in LA, is one of the best tweeters out there. Her humor is dark, sweet, and just wonderful.

10. Jen Statsky

Statsky’s writing credits are badass enough to make any aspiring comedy writer jealous: Parks and Recreation, Broad City, Hello Ladies, Late Night With Jimmy Fallon…the list continues. We can totally see why she is absolutely killing it in the comedy writing game – every single thing she tweets is painfully funny.

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