Our hearts and funny bones can barely stand this adorable segment from The Tonight Show. Hillary Clinton stopped by the show last night, and the female writers penned a few thank-you notes for the most qualified person ever to run for president. And it triggered some laughter and some serious feelings. Watch this if you want to believe in love again.
Ok so the world is 90% garbage. But sometimes to keep going you just gotta take a deep breath, laugh a loud laugh, and watch a corgi shaking its weird butt.
May these tweets make it all seem a little more tolerable, bbs.
where is the gwyneth paltrow remix of “i hit it first” pic.twitter.com/rOJBYEUkED
— #BrittanySpanos (@ohheybrittany) September 20, 2016
On the one hand it’s mean to celebrate the end of a relationship, on the other hand THIS TWEET THO.
“I love Fall!” = “I can gain weight and hide it under layers of clothes!” #FirstDayofFall
— Gennefer Gross (@Gennefer) September 22, 2016
Pumpkin Spice Latte season is also Eat An Entire Medium Pizza Alone season.
Apparently, Tinder isn’t a food delivery service so my apologies to all the guys who showed up wanting to put things in my mouth.
— ? (@Sassafrantz) September 19, 2016
— ? (@Sassafrantz) September 21, 2016
THAT FIRE EMOJI IS FOR REAL.
My inspirational quotes business is booming. Go fund me coming soon. pic.twitter.com/zPL6iGyjPW
— Megan Gailey (@megangailey) September 23, 2016
We’d buy the shit out of this on Etsy.
Man, I thought karaoke was embarrassing, then publicly lip syncing became a thing
— Lauren Lapkus (@laurenlapkus) September 23, 2016
Turns out modern life is just one big cringe.
DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN THREE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS: MAN VS MAN, MAN VS NATURE, MAN VS SELF
— Lindsay Pavlas ? (@LindsayPavlas) September 22, 2016
Congratulations are in order to Ms Pavlas for winning the internet.
just don’t rape anyone.
— How To Not Rape (@howtonotrape) September 20, 2016
Wow @kmay with the helpful advice.
when u fall out with ur best friend pic.twitter.com/K9ibO7tuIH
— jasmine ?☁️? (@jasmineeec) September 23, 2016
What store is this, we need this item badly.
Why does every pepper grinder look like a steampunk penis? pic.twitter.com/kjXQFj7h12
— Amanda (@Manda_like_wine) September 20, 2016
This has us crying. Cryyyiiiiing.
Him: I think you’re pretty.
Me: *flips table* THINK? You don’t KNOW?
Me: Sorry, dude. I only had 4 hot dogs today.
— Jedi Cheesy Grits (@JediGigi) September 16, 2016
Omg someone please get this poor child 7 more hot dogs stat.
My patronus is one of those pigeons that’s stuck inside the mall.
— spacegirl incognito (@iamspacegirl) September 22, 2016
‘Oh don’t mind me, I’ll just be over here DYING IN THIS MALL’
I wonder if any talk show hosts rubbed Hitler’s hair?
— Jena Friedman (@JenaFriedman) September 16, 2016
No but US newspapers did enjoy talking about how calm the traffic was in Nazi Germany, so that’s not great.
“I heard the line he just used on you, we have a booth, come sit with us” pic.twitter.com/4GhiqZZCYz
— maura quint (@behindyourback) September 17, 2016
Lol forever at dudes who think women are ‘catty’, honestly.
I would love to be British. Drinking my leaf water and staring at a huge clock from my red phone booth, adding extra letters to wourds.
— Tragic Ally (@TragicAllyHere) September 23, 2016
Ah yes, how fine it would be to be in Merrye Oldye Englandeeeee.
cant believe all my exes got together for lunch pic.twitter.com/wU87olgGtj
— jamie loftus (@hamburgerphone) September 23, 2016
Stop. Read this joke again. It’s perfect.
Made it to the weekend like pic.twitter.com/AE3TGmSSNu
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) September 23, 2016
Hell yeah little baby, you werk for the weekend!!!
It’s no secret we love Samantha Bee. We pretty much post about her non-stop. But her monologue from Full Frontal this week was some salty magic. Queen Bee came for all the entertainment industry giants who are giving a big ol shrug to Trump’s bigoted comments. And she came with verbal knives.
Lorne, Jimmy, NBC, y’all need to take a hundred seats and consider yourselves educated.
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