Thank You Hillary

Our hearts and funny bones can barely stand this adorable segment from The Tonight Show. Hillary Clinton stopped by the show last night, and the female writers penned a few thank-you notes for the most qualified person ever to run for president. And it triggered some laughter and some serious feelings. Watch this if you want to believe in love again.

The Funniest Damn Tweets Of The Week

Ok so the world is 90% garbage. But sometimes to keep going you just gotta take a deep breath, laugh a loud laugh, and watch a corgi shaking its weird butt.

May these tweets make it all seem a little more tolerable, bbs.

 


On the one hand it’s mean to celebrate the end of a relationship, on the other hand THIS TWEET THO.

 


Pumpkin Spice Latte season is also Eat An Entire Medium Pizza Alone season.

 


— ? (@Sassafrantz) September 21, 2016

THAT FIRE EMOJI IS FOR REAL.

 


We’d buy the shit out of this on Etsy.

 


Turns out modern life is just one big cringe.

 


Congratulations are in order to Ms Pavlas for winning the internet.

 


Wow @kmay with the helpful advice.

 


What store is this, we need this item badly.

 

 


This has us crying. Cryyyiiiiing.

 


Omg someone please get this poor child 7 more hot dogs stat.

 


‘Oh don’t mind me, I’ll just be over here DYING IN THIS MALL’

 


No but US newspapers did enjoy talking about how calm the traffic was in Nazi Germany, so that’s not great.

 


Lol forever at dudes who think women are ‘catty’, honestly.

 


Ah yes, how fine it would be to be in Merrye Oldye Englandeeeee.

 


Stop. Read this joke again. It’s perfect.

 


Hell yeah little baby, you werk for the weekend!!!

Attn Cowards of Comedy, Sam Bee Is COMING FOR YOU

It’s no secret we love Samantha Bee. We pretty much post about her non-stop. But her monologue from Full Frontal this week was some salty magic. Queen Bee came for all the entertainment industry giants who are giving a big ol shrug to Trump’s bigoted comments. And she came with verbal knives.

Lorne, Jimmy, NBC, y’all need to take a hundred seats and consider yourselves educated.