Another week, another roundup of the best tweets from badass ladies. WE LIVE FOR FRIDAYS BECAUSE OF THIS!
I too have opinions about basketballs, for instance one time I got hit in the face with one and it really hurt like heck.
— Mariya Alexander (@MariyaAlexander) May 12, 2016
#Strong #Opinions
If looking @ my phone gives me a double chin, so be it *sobs*
— amanda may gavlick (@thegloriousAMG) May 12, 2016
Worth it, in our opinion.
Do you ever exfoliate so much that you think you’ve exfoliated part of your soul away. Because same.
— Jenna Mourey/Marbles (@Jenna_Marbles) May 12, 2016
Yep, all the damn time.
They say change is a natural and even healthy part of life but it’s still going to take some time to get used to this new Instagram logo.
— Cynthia Kao (@CynthKao) May 12, 2016
RIP old Instagram.
I know I don’t “need” a boyfriend but it sure would be nice to have someone to melt cheese on things for me.
— Toby Herman (@tobyherman27) May 12, 2016
Boyfriends = personal cheese melters.
“Even Beyonce has adult acne,” she whispered to herself, lying
— courtney nunes (@courtney_nunes) May 12, 2016
Guess she’s just flawless.
I’d rather someone text me “fuck you” than “mic drop.”
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) May 12, 2016
Same.
One time I described myself as “laid back” and a dictionary became sentient and told me to learn what words mean
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) May 12, 2016
AHAHAHAHAHAH, WHAT IS LAID BACK?! WHAT EVEN IS IT?!
*makes voodoo of myself*
*rubs it’s little back*— denise (@Stellacopter) May 12, 2016
Accurate use of a voodoo doll.
Still waiting on Uptown Funk to give it to me.
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) May 12, 2016
Aren’t we all?
I’m insecure, sad, and lonely, but I’m not bumper-sticker insecure, sad, and lonely.
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) May 12, 2016
There’s a difference, dammit.
remember the old days when you would talk to someone online and you’d have no idea what they looked like
— Your Grace (@GraceSpelman) May 12, 2016
L O L, what is that?
Took some cheese cubes home from work and while I don’t feel bad about it, I certainly don’t feel good about it.
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) May 12, 2016
It’s a fine line.
some advice: never put a GoPro on your vibrator
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) May 12, 2016
Whoops.
Sorry I didn’t respond to your text, I was busy not wanting to.
— Mariya Alexander (@MariyaAlexander) May 12, 2016
Amen.
u ever feel like God is probably so sick of ur shit
— farwz (@farwzaz) May 12, 2016
We just choose to ignore it.
“Nobody would say any of these things in real life” – me watching sex and the city
— Your Grace (@GraceSpelman) May 12, 2016
What do you mean, Sex and the City is SO accurate to normal, everyday life!
FACT: cooking a baked potato requires the same level of planning as a two week vacation.
— Erika Abdelatif (@erikaabdelatif) May 12, 2016
Woof, true.
My nickname is IKEA because I’m tough to figure out but still fall apart easily.
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) May 12, 2016
Sounds like us.
when anybody disagrees with me about anything pic.twitter.com/QjtnXelmMF
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) May 11, 2016
YUP.
Pretty cool that in order to live your dreams, you have to first live your nightmares for 5-30 years.
— LISA CURRY (@lisa_curry) May 11, 2016
Too real…too, too real.
WHEN UR FRIENDSHIP IS BUILT ON EXPOSING PPLS LIES pic.twitter.com/8mVA4Pxoky
— Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) May 11, 2016
We’re deceased. Amazing.
I feel bad for rich ppl bc they miss out on fun experiences like checkin to see if frozen pizza at the dollar store is really only a dollar
— AmberTozer (@AmberTozer) May 11, 2016
IS IT ONLY A DOLLAR THOUGH? IS IT?
“I mean, we’re supposed to have some bacteria in our mouths, right?” she pondered while refusing to get up to brush her teeth before bed.
— Lindsey Finn (@LindseyMFinn) May 11, 2016
Yikes. Also, yes.
A 15 year old boy just found an ancient Mayan city, and you’re telling me you can’t find a clitoris? Ok.
— LISA CURRY (@lisa_curry) May 10, 2016
D-D-D-DAMN GIRL.
guys who wear these ?pic.twitter.com/rOm34OwnsI
— Ellie Sunakawa (@elliesunakawa) May 10, 2016
So hot.
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