Can you imagine a world where there were no white men to save us all? What would even happen??!? Guess we would just have to, like, save ourselves or something.
Atsuko Okatsuka brought the ??? with her sketch that imagines what might actually happen if Matt Damon showed up to save China, like he’s apparently gonna do in that wall movie. Long story short, he’ll teach us all the important lesson that gluten = white people flu.