Never Try To One-Up A Porn Star

When you find out that your boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend is a wildly popular porn actress, you have a few choices. You can dump him in fear that you’ll never be as hot as her. You can meditate and transcend jealousy and get over it. Or you can do what Krystyna Hutchinson did, and try to one-up Stoya. This HIGHLY NSFW story will make you grateful that your ex’s ex is kind of lame.

Oh and check out Krystyna’s podcast Guys We Fucked because it is more raunchy hilariousness.

Guys We Fucked: Have A Lot Of Sex And Be Proud Of It

We have a new obsession, and it’s Guys We Fucked: “the anti slut-shaming podcast”. Krystyna Hutchinson & Corinne Fisher sit down weekly with – you guessed it – guys they’ve fucked, for a series of entertainingly insightful interviews.

“They spread their legs, now they’re spreading the word that women should be able to have sex with WHOEVER they want WHENEVER they want and not be ashamed or called sluts or whores. Welcome to a new revolution… Corinne & Krystyna want to make the world a more sex-positive place…one candid story of intercourse at a time.”

It feels a little like Saturday morning brunch, hearing your friends recount their (good, bad, or painfully awkward) sexual encounters from the night before.

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