What The First 24 Hours of Trump Presidency Would Look Like

Don’t stress, it’s not gonna happen. But if in some parallel world Donald Trump won, the first day would be preetttty terrible! From the beautiful minds behind No You Listen, we bring you some theories on what would go down from some funny comedians. Lots of vomiting, it looks like.

?Pussy Grabs Back?

There are lots of ways to grab a person. With your words, for example, or with a funny joke. But also, if you’re a really awful person, you can grab ’em by the pussy! The only danger of that is, sometimes the pussy grabs back.

This catchy little ditty from Kim Boekbinder makes us want to go out and smash the patriarchy through votes. Let’s grab em back, ladies!