There should be a new word for how we’re feeling these days. Hopeful/angry/baffled = hangled? Anyway, when you’re ready for a break from all the craziness, these tweets are here for you. Take a lil laugh break, huh?
I will also not be paying for that fucking wall #FuckingWall
— your daddy (@Kappa_Kappa) January 25, 2017
And we as well do not intend to.
My 5yo sat outside the bathroom door as I was having a piss and whispered through the keyhole “is Ted Cruz Donald Trump’s son?”
— Amanda M-W (@Manda_like_wine) January 26, 2017
… we kinda wish?
My 6 yr old daughter/minecraft player:
“In real life, are we in creative mode or survival mode?”
— Erika Totten (@2LiveUnchained) January 27, 2017
Oh little buddy.
I’d be more inclined to let men legislate women’s bodies if I’d ever met a man who even remotely understood periods.
— Mary Sasson (@marysasson) January 26, 2017
‘The blood doesn’t come out of the same place as the pee?’ – every bro.
me + all my friends gathering around the bad news trough for another day of terrible bad news pic.twitter.com/d2yhE87IWP
— Anna Swartz (@Anna_Snackz) January 26, 2017
Yum yum yum everything is garbage!
For all the men out there who think women should speak quietly amongst themselves, please know we are and it’s called plotting.
— Elizabeth (@Elizasoul80) January 24, 2017
Lock up your nuts, because we’re marching straight over to burn down the patriarchy.
This country is great because most of the things I’m learning in therapy about abuse and trauma can now be applied to our government/leader.
— Lauren Brown (@LaurenBrownMD) January 27, 2017
a nazi should say “i don’t want to be punched” to each person they see. it’s their fault they don’t think to say this. not my responsibility
— tara shoe (@tarashoe) January 23, 2017
Yeah maybe both those American heroes didn’t know, ok?!?
Blessed to always be instantly understood and unreservedly supported by men!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/3Jonprp275
— Colette McIntyre (@calledcolette) January 23, 2017
Oh god we can’t stop laughing at this.
When I called to confirm this message gets to Feinstein, the guy said writing it in pepperoni would be tough, so he’ll try in black olives. pic.twitter.com/lNKHeqgwXx
— Katie Reed (@thatkatiereed) January 26, 2017
Do whatever it takes to get through to your reps and don’t stop doing it.
Weird how the guys I wouldn’t sleep with in high school don’t like my political opinion on Facebook.
— Elizabeth (@Elizasoul80) January 26, 2017
Who would have thought a bunch of dicks would grow up to be a bunch of dicks. Huh!
The country is ablaze right now and some people still find time to be awful on an interpersonal level and I think it’s incredibly brave
— Brittani Nichols (@BisHilarious) January 23, 2017
Shoutout to all the rude baristas and ghosting Tinder dates for staying on-brand.
keep it up mang, I got all night <a href="https://t doses of synthroid.co/Jzi1TA2H6p”>pic.twitter.com/Jzi1TA2H6p
— Patricia Lockwood (@TriciaLockwood) January 22, 2017
Go ahead and call the mortician because we are dead.
I have not put my phone down once today. My hand, it aches. My eyes, dry. My pettiness…my pettiness has somehow maintained its strength
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 21, 2017
May the strength of our pettiness see us all through these dark times.
in case you didn’t go, the protest is actually four years long so come on down
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) January 22, 2017
We’ve got snacks!