The Greatest Tweets Of The Whole Week

Or should we say the spookiest tweets of the whole creeeeaaaak????

No, no one should say that because it’s a very bad joke. But cut us some slack, we’re excited that Halloween is almost here!! While we wait on pins and needles (ouch!) let’s all share these magnificent tweets.

Not sure how men think we survive the world?


Raise a glass to our fallen comrades. May your bi-curious phase come quickly.


Can we get this picture as a tattoo?


No one high five her for this.


Cannot WAIT to see this Marvel adaptation on Netflix.


May Dolly bless and keep you in this, the holiday season.


‘Scuse you, maybe we don’t want to slide into your business!




Honestly kids are shockingly tough these days, shoutout to all the brave babies.




Plz travel channel give Megan Koester a show.


America’s two favorite pastimes in one!









The ghost of Vine is gonna be the best costume of this Halloween season, mark our words.

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Def not here for the Train shaming.

Honestly, what would it even feel like to be on time to something?

As we go on/we remember/all the times we/had together…

What are they trying to prove?!??!

Tbh this is the kind of self confidence with which we should all be living our lives.

Highly important news update.

Oh we can forward that memo to you, all the Insta models got it.

Manic pixie dream machine.


‘Actually’… ?

Yeah but at least during Arctic Wetlands you get to wear this totally adorbs parka from H&M!

Delicious and phallic?

Ahhhhh the pleasures of June…

Is it bad to ask a firefighter to take a profile pic?

Who knew??

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Elizabeth Banks' Whohaha-Michelle Obama Laughing

We’re back this week with the funniest f*cking tweets and we can barely control the little tears streaming out of the corner of our eyes. If you aren’t following these queens and liking their tweets, you need to get on that ASAP!



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