Get Out (Of Your Relationship)

You never know what someone is gonna be like once you’re actually in a relationship with them. Will they help you with the dishes? Will they be polite to your parents? Will they try to brainwash you into being a conservative zombie? You never can tell!

This Manchurian Candidate update/horror movie is brought to you by our faves over at RosaBaby.

Super Right Wing Lip Gloss Palate: A Review

Hey ladies. If you’re tired of trying to keep all of the Republican presidential hopefuls straight and need another way to occupy your copious free time, how about buying some makeup? Remember, a woman is only as good as her looks!

While “Stand Your Ground” is a nice deep red that goes beautifully with the American flag, I much prefer “one man, one woman”. It goes with everything!