Here’s To Never Breaking Up

Ah, longterm relationships. They’re full of comfort, affection, and basically just deciding not to break up even though you’re so tired of seeing that idiot pick their toes on the couch next to you. So for Valentine’s day, this Avril Lavigne parody from the hilarious Anna Roisman goes out to all the long term couples who’ve realized it’s just simpler to stay together.

Get In Line At The Department Of Heartbreak

The D.O.P. is basically the DMV, but instead being bored you’re sobbing hysterically and wondering what you did wrong. We’ve all been there, honey! Big ups to Tara Erickson for perfectly capturing the nightmare hellscape of Instagram stalking and regret that is a break-up.