Was The Beast… Kind Of A Fuccboi?

You’ve probably noticed some of the problems with Beauty and the Beast before. Like the Stockholm syndrome, and the bestiality, and how creepy it is that the candelabra and feather duster are prob dry humping. But have we addressed the fact that the Beast is like kind of a total creep? The dream team behind Nanners did, and we are most definitely here for it.

Get Your Pits On Some Maximum Extend Armpit Mascara

Congrats to Cynthia Kao for KILLING US DEAD WITH LAUGHTER. This commercial for armpit mascara is p much the funniest use of neon green pit hair we’ve ever seen. Fling those pheromones, queens!

Armpit mascara: cuz there wouldn’t be hair there if it wasn’t natural!

Trump Yourself! A Donald Trump Inspired Makeup Tutorial

Megan MacKay teamed up with Cosmopolitan to talk about Donald Trump’s political career. Because everyone is still having some difficulty wrapping their minds around him running for president, right?

Side note – where can I get some “fat pig dog slob disgusting animal” tinted moisturizer? I want to make sure I look pretty when China steals my job.