The Funniest Freakin Tweets of The Week

HEADING INTO THE WEEKEND LIKE…

But before we get there, enjoy the very freshest tweets of the week!

 

 

‘Stella Got Her Groove Back’ but for a woman who dumped herself, get on that Hollywood

 

Somebody get her a syringe of kale pulp STAT.

 

We need, in reverse order: duck, popcorn, women doing sports

 

The Mad Prez is a pretty tight rap name, honestly.

 

Oh thiiiiiis is what Snapchat is for

 

Ragnarok, guns out.

 

Savage. Savage and accurate.

 

Finally got woke 10 minutes before we had to go to bed yeesh.

 

Hmm makes u think.

 

COME BACK AND BRING US THAT SHIIIIIIIRT

 

What happened here how did this end we need to know?!?!

 

Time for that post-lunch emotional breakdown!

 

Medium espresso is better than medium sex, let’s get real here.

 

Can’t wait for it to be turned to into a book called ‘The Woman Who Never Cried and Was Always Chill’

 

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