The Saddest Going-Out-Of-Business Sale

We’re pretty worried about some stuff. Like, you know, our access to birth control and our reproductive rights. But if Planned Parenthood is gonna get shut down, we might as well get our Levora while it’s still cheap and/or legal! Shoutout to Ashleigh Stanczak, the IO Comedy Network, Kat Palardy, Kate Huffman, Brendan Mckay, and Skyler M. Bingham for this dystopian vision of the future.

And listen, real talk, Planned Parenthood isn’t actually going anywhere. But you might as well give them some money anyway, just to make sure they stick around.