In these trying times, capitalism wants you to know that it really cares. They care so much about you and your health that they barely care that you are buying things. However, they do want you to know that shopping is great therapy and maybe you should buy their product. Again, this is about people and health and not about capitalism surviving this pandemic, over people surviving the pandemic. Because who would throw people in front of a pandemic to save capitalism?
Check out yet another hilarious sketch by Not Spicy Enough and remember to buy a bunch of stuff!