Our Badass shirts and hats and mugs pretty much flew off the shelves, you guys. Digitally speaking, of course. So naturally we realized that the people needed us to create a new line of WhoHaha-exclusive swag. It’s a public service we do for you. We’re basically saints.
Anyhoo, we’re very excited to introduce you to the new broads on the block, and to give you some tips on where to take them and why to get them.
What: Adorable pins that say things like ‘dope’ and ‘badass’ and ‘make your own sandwich’.
Where: On your jacket, on your backpack, on a yacht cruising off into the sunset.
Why: Because pins are in, and being funny is timeless.
What: A unisex tee that comes in white and grey and lets the whole damn street know you’re funny af.
Where: To the farmers market, to an open mic, on a second date, to the bar, to lounge on the couch and watch 30 Rock reruns.
Why: Because sometimes these fools need to know that you’re funny as fuck before you even open your mouth, dawg.
What: A ceramic mug that comes in black and white, and invites the haters to make their own damn tuna melt.
Where: At the office, at home, at your new boo’s apartment, on the International Space Station, next to a sandwich.
Why: Because it’s 2016 and dudes still think it’s hilarious to tell a woman to make them a sammie. They’re not funny. You are.
What: Turbo-comfy sweatshirt and t-shirt that say DOPE in cute little letters.
Where: On a road trip, to the dentists, to the dispensary, to your parents house.
Why: Because you’re dope, duh.