Is It Still A Lie If I Told It To You While Mercury Was In Retrograde?

We should all be held responsible for our actions; however, if Mercury is in retrograde is it really your fault that you slept with your clingy ex? No, it’s not your fault, its friggin’ Mercury’s fault. When Mercury is in retrograde it means the planet Mercury is spinning in the opposite direction of planet Earth. Which just goes to show that Mercury is not a good planet and he is not looking out for you. So basically, what I’m saying is, do your worst Mercury because nothing is my fault ever.

If you don’t believe in the power of astrology then you have to check out this hilarious sketch by Jane Johnsen and Wrenn Woods.