Are you a hardcore gym beast with mammoth flow and epic menstrual symptoms? Of course you are! What you need is a tampon strong enough for a literal mastodon, but contoured for a human woman’s body. Jillian Michaels and the hilarious writers of Funny Or Die present: Tampax Titanium.
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