Two! More! Weeks! Of! 2016!!!!
We’re so close y’all. Just hold on tight to these funny tweets and ride this comedy train through to the new year. We’re gonna make it.
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who needs a reaction folder when these early photos of Charles Entertainment Cheese exist pic.twitter.com/Re5B5J8ff6
— Ellie Sunakawa (@elliesunakawa) December 13, 2016
One second. HIS MIDDLE NAME IS ENTERTAINMENT???
This advent calendar is shit. There’s no chocolate and it just makes me cry all the time. pic.twitter.com/iZDYRl20Qt
— Katie Storey (@KEStorey) December 15, 2016
Also Christmas has 12 days, this is like three months.
*stands up in the middle of ballet performance* YOU GUYS ARE BETTER THAN US
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) December 13, 2016
WE GET IT, oy freakin vey.
“He won’t cheat after we’re married”
That’s literally the argument @POTUS is making
— Jena Friedman (@JenaFriedman) December 16, 2016
Once a fascist megalomaniac, always a blah blah blah.
“I HATE FEMALE NUDITY (except when I fancy them)” – Piers Morgan, a Man™ pic.twitter.com/KXKsiomKFJ
— jingle bellend✨ (@katieleighwalsh) December 13, 2016
Yeah no guess women feeling comfortable with showing people their bodies or choosing not to show their bodies means feminism is dead?!?!
Me at beginning of 2016 vs Me at end of 2016. pic.twitter.com/PjI3slb3PQ
— Christmas Name McMc (@ChristinaMcMc) December 13, 2016
Yep, we’re calling it. This is the best one of these memes.
The man next to me at Trump Grill ordered a vodka martini and this is how it came out. pic.twitter.com/9sx8jbY8uT
— Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) December 15, 2016
May this tweet live forever and continue to inspire us all.
i bet donald glover got that [redacted] tho
— Tracy Clayton (@brokeymcpoverty) December 13, 2016
We’d most definitely (redacted) that (redacted) for at least a half a (redacted).
Did he dye his hair blonde for that meeting. You should never change yourself to impress devils, dating taught me that
— Bolu Babalola (@BeeBabs) December 13, 2016
Yeezus please. Talk to a friend about this before you lock it down.
I understand that the world is burning down but we need to talk about how the spaceships in Arrival look like high-end vibrators
— Liberal ❄️ Schaefer (@saraschaefer1) December 13, 2016
Take a quick pause from calling your senators and think about this. It’s spooky accurate.
matty b is too pure for this world pic.twitter.com/w0zhO6k3LH
— Sleighlor Trudon?? (@taylortrudon) December 13, 2016
Please, Christmas Jesus. Send us more Matty B’s.