Meet Bree Essrig’s bananas character, Desiree Barnes. She tells it like it is and she just got a nose job, which means she no longer looks like “a janky-ass Pinocchio.” Her reason for getting a nose job?
“When I was born the doctors told mommy I had the same amount of scent receptors as a full grown German Shepherd.”
Desiree, girl, you keep doing you. Also, to all interested parties, Desiree will be giving away a signed nose cast so make sure you enter her hot giveaway.