Yo, when your bros get together over Facetime it can be vicious. Your bros can mistake their insecurity in masculinity as jealousy of you and your dope beard. Let’s be honest, a man’s legitimacy can be justifiably measured by the size of their beard. If your bros shame you and your beard they are basically shaming your MANHOOD. Not cool.
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