Your Quarantine Beard is Sad, Bro

Yo, when your bros get together over Facetime it can be vicious. Your bros can mistake their insecurity in masculinity as jealousy of you and your dope beard. Let’s be honest, a man’s legitimacy can be justifiably measured by the size of their beard. If your bros shame you and your beard they are basically shaming your MANHOOD. Not cool.

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