Who Needs Love When You’ve Got Settling.com!

Online dating is based on lies. Lies like ‘love’ and ‘happiness’. Wouldn’t you rather use a website that understands that all you want is to not eat dinner alone for the rest of your life?

Lucky for you, Janine Hogan and Erwin Street created just that website! Settling.com is for those of us who have pretty much given up on true love and will now accept someone (anyone) to show up to parties with. Thanks, guys!