IT’S FRIDAY Y’ALL. The turn up is real. Get ready for the weekend by laughing your ass off at these LOL worthy tweets. Happy Friday!
If you see me with my hair in a ponytail, I have a ponytail headache.
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) January 30, 2016
SAME GIRL.
Would it be weird to ask the guy I like out on a nap? — Lauren Reeves (@laurenreeves) January 30, 2016
Yep, we’re into this idea.
*sexily puts wrapped starburst in mouth*
*eats starburst and wrapper*
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) January 29, 2016
Extra protein, right?
Can you imagine naming a show “Star Trek: the Next Generation” today, and not being forced to make it about horny 20-somethings in space? — Anne Lane (@AnnieLLane) January 29, 2016
Seriously though.
Most arachnophobes end up secretly being spiders themselves
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) January 29, 2016
Real talk.
If I see a guy eating gummi candies I eat all his reds and blues. He benefits from patriarchy so it’s the least he can do — Allegra Ringo (@allegraringo) January 29, 2016
All about them checks and balances.
I want to be the Gordon Ramsay of former child stars’ lives
— Mara Wilson (@MaraWritesStuff) January 29, 2016
YAS, please!
Cool girls talking about loving gluten in movies is the new hot girls talking about loving cheeseburgers of the 90’s. — erin whitehead (@girlwithatail) January 29, 2016
Tears on our face.
often think about this moment from my parents wedding video where the cameraman just zoomed in on a plate of ham pic.twitter.com/ariepazNFN
— Sophie Gadd (@sophie_gadd) January 25, 2016
Ham > everything else.
I’m worried people are letting Donald Trump get away with saying all these insane things just because he’s so fucking hot. — Jen Statsky (@jenstatsky) January 29, 2016
We can’t even keep it together with this tweet.
Wake me up when there’s a Barbie with one tit bigger than the other
— Emmy Blotnick (@emmyblotnick) January 29, 2016
This would be the absolute best.
I would never say someone is dumb. I say they SEEM dumb which I’ve decided sounds nicer. Like, maybe it’s just bad lighting. — erin whitehead (@girlwithatail) January 29, 2016
Yes, that filter DEFINITELY makes you look not smart.
I’ve wanted to be an astronaut ever since I was 2 and watched the Space Shuttle Challenger explode on live television.
— Lauren Reeves (@laurenreeves) January 29, 2016
Nothing is more inspirational than a national tragedy?
My drug of choice is the thrill I get making inappropriate comments on family members’ sincere Facebook posts.
— erin whitehead (@girlwithatail) January 28, 2016
*Leaves political comment on crazy uncle’s Facebook status* *Lurks quietly away* *Watches gleefully as chaos unfolds in a very Mr. Burns-esque style*
Lebron James is to coaches what Harry Potter is to Defense Against The Dark Arts Professors. Is this what you monsters want?? Is this good?! — shelby fero (@shelbyfero) January 28, 2016
May we all have the confidence of LeBron James.
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