Weekly Roundup Of The Funniest Tweets





Def not here for the Train shaming.

Honestly, what would it even feel like to be on time to something?

As we go on/we remember/all the times we/had together…

What are they trying to prove?!??!

Tbh this is the kind of self confidence with which we should all be living our lives.

Highly important news update.

Oh we can forward that memo to you, all the Insta models got it.

Manic pixie dream machine.


‘Actually’… ?

Yeah but at least during Arctic Wetlands you get to wear this totally adorbs parka from H&M!

Delicious and phallic?

Ahhhhh the pleasures of June…

Is it bad to ask a firefighter to take a profile pic?

Who knew??