IT’S FRIDAY! YAAAAS.
marital status: has seen every episode of law & order: svu more than once
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) June 2, 2016
SWIPE RIGHT
you can’t shame me; i paid money to own the song Hey Soul Sister
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) June 1, 2016
Def not here for the Train shaming.
So sorry I’m late, it’s just that I’ve never been on time to anything in my whole life
— Paige Weldon (@paigeweldon) June 1, 2016
Honestly, what would it even feel like to be on time to something?
Realizing I’m past the age where I can listen to punk rock while eating without getting extremely stressed.
— Rhea Butcher (@RheaButcher) June 2, 2016
As we go on/we remember/all the times we/had together…
when you see a couple jogging pic.twitter.com/Lj6d6mNzOJ
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) June 2, 2016
What are they trying to prove?!??!
Anyone who hasn’t ❤️ed my selfies actually ❤️s them in their ❤️ but is trying to lay low & not be creepy
— dr. dalia ☥ (@DALIAMALEK) May 30, 2016
Tbh this is the kind of self confidence with which we should all be living our lives.
it’s important for you to know that I have 16 signature scents
— victoria (@theblowout) June 1, 2016
Highly important news update.
When did “looking down with your eyes bashfully closed” become the new duckface? Did that memo go to my old address?
— Emily V Gordon (@thegynomite) June 2, 2016
Oh we can forward that memo to you, all the Insta models got it.
I’m not like…OTHER girls. I’m an elaborate system of ropes and pulleys.
— Megan Beth Koester (@bornferal) May 28, 2016
Manic pixie dream machine.
my mom is my best audience pic.twitter.com/2bJe7w82Bh
— Grace (@GraceSpelman) June 2, 2016
Lucky!
Twitter should be called TellWomen dot com.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) June 2, 2016
‘Actually’… ?
Weird that New Yorkers shit on LA for not having seasons when theirs are Autumn, Arctic Wetlands, 48 Hour Spring, and Hot Garbage.
— Mel Gabor (@melgabored) June 2, 2016
Yeah but at least during Arctic Wetlands you get to wear this totally adorbs parka from H&M!
In a world full of princesses, be a hot dog
— Amber Kenny (@amber_kenny) May 29, 2016
Delicious and phallic?
Summer is
Baseball
Flip flops
Clarinet solos
Rusty nails
Unsolvable homicides
Bird mites
Swimsuits— beige queen (@ladybroseph) May 3, 2014
Ahhhhh the pleasures of June…
How to look hotter in photos: set yourself on fire.
— Alison Stevenson (@JustAboutGlad) May 29, 2016
Is it bad to ask a firefighter to take a profile pic?
Name brands really are better. For instance, I just found out that the Tide pen works MUCH better on stains than regular pens
— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) June 1, 2016
Who knew??
