Another week, another group of funny women absolutely slaying the game in 140 characters. Truly, we are blessed to be living in the age of the internet.
Read these funny tweets, laugh so loud you freak out everyone in your office, and don’t forget to share with your friends.
She’s a freak in the sheets and lady who doesn’t give a fuck what you think of her sex life in the streets you judgmental asshole.
— Giulia Rozzi (@GiuliaRozzi) March 8, 2017
Let’s all be freaks everywhere! Let your freak bra fly!
about me pic.twitter.com/ICpEJ6o18I
— michelle (@hellgirlhoney) March 9, 2017
new ban, who muslim?
— Ziwe (@ziwe) March 6, 2017
YOWZA could someone please send this tweet to the president, hopefully his head explodes.
Today I’m going to focus on one thing & not get overwhelmed. Although feeling overwhelmed feels like one thing so I’ll probs focus on that.
— Rose Ellen Dix ? (@RoseEllenDix) March 6, 2017
teach a man to fish and his family will never know hunger
teach a fish to man and dear god what is that thing, what has your hubris wrought
— Mel (@MelKassel) March 6, 2017
World, may we present to you the weirdest ever tweet.
Well if you wanted to pay your $20,000 medical bills so badly then why’d you add avocado to your sandwich for $1.25
— Allegra Ringo (@allegraringo) March 8, 2017
You could have had oncological radiation but nooooo you needed avocado!
I’m not like…OTHER girls…I’m sound and fury, signifying nothing
— Megan Beth Koester (@bornferal) March 6, 2017
Hahaha wife me up!!!
Now that the Statue of Liberty is dark, there’s no way they’re letting her into the U.S.
— amber ruffin (@ambermruffin) March 8, 2017
We nominate Amber for president of everything.
Wish more people were just like “Ya I 100% deserve this award” and then did the worm all the way off the stage.
— Nina Concepción (@ninamconcepcion) March 8, 2017
Next year’s Oscars please please make this happen!!!
— Megan Mullally (@MeganOMullally) March 6, 2017
Love is real, love is pure.
a team of doctors and wizards is flat lining me so my soul can travel to hell and kill him again, sending him to super hell https://t.co/XEOgdLm4Mf
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 10, 2017
She’s the hero we need. She’s… The Bigot Smasher.
My baby shit six times today… oh how I envy her.
— Amanda Sitko (@AmandaSitko) March 7, 2017
Your baby seems trill as heck.