Everybody has that weird thing that gets them going. For some of us, it’s young Leo DiCaprio. For some of us, it’s a really complicated swing that you have to hide when friends come over. And for some of us, it’s smooshing stuff into our tushies.
The hilarious Mo Polyak wrote this ode to assplay and we’ve honestly had it stuck in our heads ever since we first heard it. Enjoy!
