If Anxiety Could Talk (It Would Be Awful)

Anxiety has to be the most annoying mental illness. It just sits there, taunting you, turning your comfy bed into a medieval torture box (or whatever they used, torture coffin, whatever). Basically if anxiety were a person, anxiety would be the most obnoxious rude shmuck ever to live. But when that shmuck is played by Megan Mackay, we can’t help kinda loving it.

Pregmojis – If Pregnancy Tests Aren’t Scary Enough

Pregnancy tests suck. Because they’re stressful to take for one, but also because they’re so badly designed. Does one stripe mean baby? What about one and a half? What about a cool sunglasses emoji?

Wait guh? This sketch from the Happy Wife crew takes those ridiculous lil wands to their logical conclusion – nonsense emojis determining the whole course of your life.