Lean In, Ladies! Whoa Not That Much.

Women always have to apologize for taking up space and stating our minds! And we’re not doing it anymore! Unless that makes us sound like bitches, in which case we’ll definitely apologize. Sorry. The insane balancing act that every femme person does all the time is perfectly parodied by this sketch from College Humor and Rekha Shankar.

And for real, sorry if this post came off too harsh. We’re just such spazzes sometimes!

Is The New Girl… Satan??

It’s tough to be the new girl! Nobody knows you, you don’t know the rules, and it can get pretty dang lonely! In this sketch from our faves Walk Of Shame, the new girl learns some lessons about friendship and sisterhood. And how to be less, like, Satan-y.

The OITNB Trailer Is HERE And It Is INTENSE

The fifth season of the show that redefined tv is here and we are NOT ready for it. Last season took a real turn and this one looks like it’s going to crank up the drama to 11. Start stocking up on tissues and xanax now, y’all.

TBT to Nicole Byer Screaming About Clams

We’re throwing it back to one of the truly classic sketches from comedy history. Nicole Byer screaming ‘YOU GET A CLAM’ will echo in our hearts forever. It’s fierce and it’s funny and it calls out Hollywood for its racist BS like no other. Also did you know that this was directed by Sasheer Zamata?? It’s like all the talented people are best friends, yanno?

The Very Funniest Tweets Of The Week

The week is done and Saturday is nigh. Cheers, y’all!

Let’s toast to freedom with these bubbly little glasses of comedy, shall we?

Please fund my kickstarter for a plate that bends time to evenly microwave leftover turkey and potatoes together to the same temperature

— ghost mom (@radtoria) November 25, 2016

Is this the greatest invention of the 21st century? Probly.

I wish just *one* of the headlines about the Starbucks CEO step down had spelled his name wrong.

— Toby Herman (@tobyherman27) December 2, 2016

SAVAGE

I doubt people would spend time and money on family Christmas card pictures if they knew exactly what people said when they opened them up.

— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) December 1, 2016

‘Oh god, THAT’s what their kid looks like??’

I wanna go to a sex party but instead of having sex we play Connect Four.

— Noodles (@Dawn_M_) December 1, 2016

This is so hot it’s NSFW, honestly.

Why Didn’t That Girl In The Bathroom Smile Back At Me: The @ladybirdj Story

— LADYBIRDJ (@ladybirdj) November 26, 2016

This is the tale for every awkward woman who’s ever tried to pee in public…

If California is in a drought then why’s there so much water in every bag of baby carrots.

— Gilli Nissim (@Time2GetGill) December 1, 2016

Damn, never thought about it like that ?

Me when postmates shows up. pic.twitter.com/ogGsgI7GGI

— Eliza Skinner (@elizaskinner) December 2, 2016

Us, us, us, us af.

? Every kiss begins with pic.twitter.com/zB69ltCwXs

— Eileen M. O’Connell (@i_Lean) December 1, 2016

Can’t believe it took our species til 2016 to figure this out, damn.

Def not ready to be a wife cause I’m mad my mom isn’t home from shopping to warm up leftovers. Sounds like I’m ready to be a husband tho.

— Marcella Arguello (@marcellacomedy) November 25, 2016

Don’t we all want to be a selfish 1950’s husband, deep down?

Did you know that if you stare at the sun, you’re also staring at its genitals? That’s why they tell you not to. It’s fuckin rude.

— Semiautomagic Sloth (@iliezabeth) November 30, 2016

We’re never gonna stop laughing at this tweet.

Breitbart News: #DumpKelloggs

Me: pic.twitter.com/paT4pKLzOa

— Thistallawkwardgirl (@thistallawkgirl) November 30, 2016

Oh look, the whole year in one tweet!

FACEBOOK FRIEND I HAVEN’T SPOKEN TO IN 4 YEARS:
hey girl! how are you?!
ME: this feels like a trap
HER: lol! have you heard about Beach Body

— spacegirl incognito (@iamspacegirl) December 2, 2016

Oh also I’d love to talk to you about how you can make extra money from home with Amway!

Dear shitty white dudes,

Black and brown people didn’t take your jobs. They were shipped overseas by other shitty white dudes.

— Not My President (@missmayn) December 1, 2016

Show this tweet to every white man in your life. Do it for us. Kthanks.

My mom’s take on this photo: “Romney looks like he’s just been told ‘No, Secretary of STEAK'” pic.twitter.com/RxNHDMqc69

— Megan Amram (@meganamram) November 30, 2016

Dang, Megan’s mom is on fire.

I don’t need to be rich. I just want to be comfortable enough that I don’t feel guilty throwing away a Ziploc bag after only using it once.

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) November 30, 2016

What comes next, ordering a drink with lunch without worrying about how it will impact your budget?!?!

“But yes I’ll have the crab cakes” https://t.co/1cV64eqMkX

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 30, 2016

Kween Chrissy, ladies and gentlemen.

Paintings from the famous medieval series, “Actually…” pic.twitter.com/1ZR0Gd0pKQ

— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) December 2, 2016

Wow, looks like mansplainers are at least consistent!

That would look great on a hat pic.twitter.com/P2alUAkQTT

— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) November 27, 2016

So much better than the original version.

When the dictionary needs a hug: pic.twitter.com/wZDGDB5XQb

— Kashana (@kashanacauley) November 29, 2016

U good Merriam? Need to talk?

All pics of couples should be captioned “WE’RE FINE!”

— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) November 30, 2016

It’s just like the old saying – ‘the more she snaps, the sooner they snap’.

Ok so the Cryptkeeper was once alive, right? So what the fuck did he look like when he was human?

— Emily V Gordon (@emilyvgordon) November 25, 2016

WHAT THE WHAT why has no one ever considered this before?!?!?

IF U THINK FROG & TOAD ARE JUS FRIENDS
UR NOT PAYIN ATTENTION pic.twitter.com/jczdHCLmhL

— jamie loftus (@hamburgerphone) November 28, 2016

Legalize amphibian love!

Merry Christmas, Will Byers

Alright it’s after Thanksgiving, let the holiday comedy begin. Our forever woman crush Leigh Lahav co-wrote and animated this amazing tribute to Charlie Brown and Stranger Things with collaborator Oren Mendez, and it’s just everything we like in one dark festive package.

Oh also the pint-size voice actors are Alex Jebb Quine, Dylan Neumeyer, Nicholas Polley, and Rylan Bailey. At their age we were pretty much only good for opening up Otter-Pops wrong, honestly mad that they’re that talented.