An Extremely Accurate Portrait Of Halloween

Ladies, we’re not in college anymore. Halloween doesn’t need to be a booze-cruisy skank fest where we flash our trick-or-treats at the whole bar. We’ve outgrown that! Halloween just means a pleasant night with friends, celebrating Fall and friendship. Right?

HAHAHHHAHAHA just kidding, of course we’re gonna get shwasted and mack on some dude dressed like one of the Avengers. It’s Halloween, witches! And this Saturday Night Live sketch is a dead-on portrayal of how this spooky holiday always goes down. Pizza barf, here we come.