How To Be Your Own Valentine In Trump’s America

V-Day’s here, but a whole bunch of us aren’t feeling particularly sexy. What with the state of the world, it’s hard to even get jiggy with it on your own. Luckily now there’s Persist! The only lube that’ll help you forget about the impending apocalypse. Now you and your vibrator have a wonderful holiday!

The Most Important Thing To Check When Buying A Car

There’s a lotta mystery involved in buying a used car. How new is the battery, has it been in any accidents, who’s been driving that sex machine straight to bone town? Luckily Mallory Arkin has the solution! CarFux will show you all the nasty acts that have ever been performed in a car. Do we even need to tell you that this is NSFW?