Quiz: What Did You Forget To Buy At Target This Time???

We’ve all been there. Target is the relationship you just can’t quit. You enter the store with the goal of purchasing one thing… and end up spending 50 damn dollars on clearance crap. Curse you, Target, you beautiful red bastard of a polka dot.

Let us guess that one item you were SUPPOSED to buy!!

Quiz: Which of These Breakfasts Are You?

You are a unique snowflake. The only way your specialness could possibly be described is through matching you up with a type of breakfast. Why? Because breakfast is great, and you’re great.

Now hush up and take the quiz!

Quiz: Which Piece Of Coffee Shop Condiment Bar Trash Are You?

Our highly scientific and 100% Certified Fair Trade quiz will answer the question you’ve always wanted to ask: which piece of random garbage cluttering up the neighborhood Starbucks am I?

Whether you’re an exploded straw or spilled sugar crystals, you’ve come to the right place.

Quiz: What Pokemon Would You Regret Dating?

Everyone is losing their minds over Pokemon Go. The only way it could get more popular is if it were also a dating app.

So we made it happen! Have fun discovering what jerk you’d totally swipe right on.

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Quiz: Which Vague, Passive-Aggressive Facebook Status Are You?

Whether it’s your teenage cousin or that dude from Tinder who added you, we all know someone blowing up Facebook with vague statuses. Sure, they could just confront the person they’re mad at. But then everyone wouldn’t get to enjoy guessing who they’re talking about!

So which of these passive-aggressive, poorly spelled Facebook statuses best captures your personality? Take our quiz to find out!

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The Sorting Hat Is A Jerk

Do you ever think about how the Sorting Hat was kind of… judgy? We know that was its job but still. Don’t have to be a butt-hole about it.

This hard-hitting sketch from writer Crystal Franceschini and director Stephanie Pressman gets right to the truth. That hat was a jerk. And your childhood was a lie.