Get Your Smoky, Sexy Eyes On with Beth Hoyt

Everyone loves watching a good beauty tutorial. From Kim K to beauty vloggers, watching someone contour their face is mesmerizing. Like, too mesmerizing. We should probably stop watching them and take a shower, right? But listen–if you’ve been trying to master the smoky eye that Amy Schumer thanked in her Emmy speech, Beth Hoyt has the perfect video for you.

Disclaimer: If you pee from laughing while watching this, we are not responsible for cleaning up the mess.