We are done with the conventions and the weekend is almost here. If that’s not a reason to celebrate with some funny tweets, honestly, what even is???
I PROMISE IF YOU STAY I WILL START WORKING OUT AGAIN MICHELLE.
I WILL EAT MORE SPINACH.
— Lilith (@grimalkinrn) July 26, 2016
We’ll do yoga every day Michelle pleeeeeaaassseeee.
Just cancelled a first date because of an “emergency” which is that I’ve already lost interest.
— LISA CURRY (@lisa_curry) July 27, 2016
Does your family have an emergency plan in case of this very real and genuine emergency?
when you been thinkin about your leftovers at home all day but when you get there somebody already ate them pic.twitter.com/kjd5GyBMAs
— Tracy Clayton (@brokeymcpoverty) July 26, 2016
What’s the word for rage+grief+despair. Riefspair?
— Lisa Hanawalt (@lisadraws) July 22, 2016
Don’t wanna know about anything that happened at Comic Con other than this, ok? Ok.
Every time someone dies it means God didn’t want to fuck or marry them 🙁
— Liana Maeby (@lianamaeby) July 28, 2016
Sometimes people treat me like they don’t remember I was 2009’s Spanish 3 Student of the Year
— Paige Weldon (@paigeweldon) July 28, 2016
Never forget (your hollow useless childhood triumphs).
Did you guys know that there aren’t even any burritos in Russia?
— Mariya Alexander (@MariyaAlexander) July 27, 2016
ME: You can see Jupiter’s moon Ganymede.
HIM: [looking thru telescope] I can almost make out–
ME: [eager to make out] WHAT’S IT GONNA TAKE?
— batkaren (@batkaren) July 27, 2016
This is our new favorite text.
the first time I went grocery shopping in university pic.twitter.com/Occ4LIxC5R
— Katie Jensen (@katiejensen) July 27, 2016
Also us grocery shopping well into our 30’s hahahhahaha oops!
Hey girl, are you the new Gilmore Girls revival? ‘Cause I’m excited about you but I’m afraid to let you in in case you let me down.
— Sam Montgomery (@sammontgomery) July 27, 2016
Sometimes loving a show means knowing it will let you down. Maybe not this time tho?
Let’s take a moment to applaud all the women at the DNC this week, for not crying at work.#DNCinPHL
— Jena Friedman (@JenaFriedman) July 27, 2016
How DO they do it??
Who wants a brief respite from the horrors of politics?
Have some Tom Hardy with dogs. pic.twitter.com/uFYMgbxVM0
— Kayleigh Anne (@Ceilidhann) July 27, 2016
Who’s a good boy? Who wants a treat? Tom Hardy’s a good boy!
I can’t believe they made an all-male reboot of Little Women, my childhood is ruined!!!! pic.twitter.com/oWoN5pxZ3g
— Gabriella Paiella (@GMPaiella) July 27, 2016
Welp, time to start trolling every smart outspoken man on the internet!
— Tika Sumpter (@iamtikasumpter) July 28, 2016
IN SPITE OF THEIR WEAK MALE BODIES they really have done a bang up job.