Who The Hell Let Us Onto The Red Carpet Of “The Boss”?

Melissa McCarthy’s The Boss hits theaters this Friday, and we were able to attend the red carpet premiere last week. Not only did we get to ask actors which Girl Scout cookie they’d want to fuck (????), but we had a moment with Dax Shephard that we will truly cherish for the rest of our lives. We also made Melissa McCarthy laugh, so it’s safe to say the night was a glorious success.