Weekly Roundup of the Funniest Fucking Tweets

Elizabeth Banks Whohaha-Praise Queen

Do you know what day it is today?!


If you’re like us, you’re salivating at the thought of the weekend like it’s a tri-tip steak, or tofu if you’re vegan. To welcome in the beautiful/glorious/wonderful weekend, here are the funniest fucking tweets from this week.


We completely relate to this.

The fine work of an evil genius.

Feelin’ like Beyoncé.

So real.

Cheers to the freakin’ weekend.

Us every time. 

RIGHT? Seriously, let’s see a listicle of this.

Nothing feels better than canceling plans. NOTHING.

We really did believe our souls loved chicken soup.


You know, just typical Hollywood talk.

Ghost life=stressful.

Guys are always eating trees….can they not?

This is like the 2016 version of what Mufasa would say to Simba.

This sounds like the plot of a beautiful love story.

Eminem wishes you a very happy Friday!

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Weekly Roundup Of The Funniest F*cking Tweets

Elizabeth Banks' Whohaha-Hillary Clinton

IT’S FRIDAY Y’ALL. The turn up is real. Get ready for the weekend by laughing your ass off at these LOL worthy tweets. Happy Friday!


Yep, we’re into this idea.

Extra protein, right?

Seriously though.

Real talk.

All about them checks and balances.

YAS, please!

Tears on our face.

Ham > everything else.

We can’t even keep it together with this tweet.

This would be the absolute best.

Yes, that filter DEFINITELY makes you look not smart.

Nothing is more inspirational than a national tragedy?

*Leaves political comment on crazy uncle’s Facebook status* *Lurks quietly away* *Watches gleefully as chaos unfolds in a very Mr. Burns-esque style*

May we all have the confidence of LeBron James.

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