The Funniest Tweets Of The Week

It’s Fri-yayyyy! And is it just us, or was this the longest short week ever??

To celebrate it finally being over, let’s enjoy some tasty tweets together.

 

Probly like 6-8 years?

 

Truly, Cameron is the Shakespeare of our times.

 

Caring for anything but yourself is fully exhausting, no shade here.

 

Seeing friends is neat, but it can’t compare to not seeing friends.

 

Read ’em like a library, girl.

 

Is this the greatest feminist pop culture joke of all time? Only time will tell.

 

ALL OF THEM, ADOPT ALL THE PRECIOUS BABIES.

 

If you’re not following the saga of Megan Koester and Joel Stein, then you’re missing out on one of the funniest stories ever given us by Mama Internet.

 

This is us. This is all of us.

 

Hey, you ever think about how the leisure to disagree with painful truths is a privilege of the powerful?  Anyway, fuck that guy.

 

People pleasers, unite!

 

This child is perfection, we’re so lucky to know her.

 

Presenting a joke is so funny we snort-laughed and then were really embarrassed.

 

You hear that, BROOKLYN???

 

This revelation has been painful for all of us, Julieanne.

Marcella Arguello Is Drake’s Grandma

Shhh. Do you hear that sound? That’s the noise of a weak ass heckler somewhere being shredded to pieces by the badassiest badass ever to pick up a mic, Marcella Arguello.

She’s been married to the comedy game for a long time but she recently blew up on the show @midnight, and we can’t wait to see her on every late night show in the next couple years. You’re gonna love her material on dudes in bars, being super tall, Drake, and the importance of money.