Calm Down Matt Damon

Can you imagine a world where there were no white men to save us all? What would even happen??!? Guess we would just have to, like, save ourselves or something.

Atsuko Okatsuka brought the ??? with her sketch that imagines what might actually happen if Matt Damon showed up to save China, like he’s apparently gonna do in that wall movie. Long story short, he’ll teach us all the important lesson that gluten = white people flu.

If Kristen Wiig Doesn’t Get An Oscar For This, We Give Up

It’s finally here. The trailer for Kristen Wiig’s upcoming tour de force film, “Crying In a Sweater.” Kristen’s performance can only be described as haunting, moving, and method. Seriously. If she doesn’t get an Oscar nom for this, what even are the Academy Awards?!

Thank you Jimmy Kimmel for being brave enough to premiere the emotionally riveting trailer.