Our Weekly Roundup Of The Very Funniest Tweets

It’s the weekend!! Have a lil laugh, why don’t you? Go on, you deserve it.

To keep you giggling all the way to President’s Day (ugh) we rounded up our favorite tweets of the week from hilarious ladies. Enjoy!
















The Greatest Tweets Of The Whole Week

Lotsa highs and lows this week, lotsa wrong people winning things and right people saying great things. How do we wrap it all up? Uh, with a tweet storm, duh! Enjoy, and stay warm out there.


This is a travesty. There is no sports without Connie Shin’s poetry.


“WHERE ARE THE LIGHT SWITCHES?!?!?!” – your elected representatives.


Pretty upsetting always.


Cool cool can’t wait for charter schools to fix everything cool.


Daaaaaamn this just saved us like 16 hours of therapy.



Everything is a distraction from everything else!!!!!


A true American hero always shames someone making minimum wage for trying to be pleasant.


We are all Kardashians to our loved ones.


‘Srsly what did he even like about me’ – us to the gravediggers.


It’s Mission: Impossible up in this app.


The universe is, like, so relatable.


Please get this patent out asap.






What’s up hi hello I am a chill girl who is not afraid or angry ever hahahaha






Lemme just wrap my fist around this and make some protest signs.


Romance is in the air!


HOLY HELL THIS IS FIRE alright everyone go home we’re done here.


Weekly Roundup of the Funniest Damn Tweets

Can you believe we made it through ALL the debates AND it’s almost Halloween? Damn, 2016 is finally turning around y’all.

Anyway enjoy this week’s funniest, smartest, sassiest tweets. We know we did!


Yeah except Taylor Swift has actual friends.


Carrie Fisher is our favorite person on Twitter. Can you imagine if she and Cher hung out? Paradise.


Omg this is who the showrunner on Another Period is, now it makes sense why it’s the greatest show on TV.




Never related so hard to a tweet in our whole entire lives.


Our relationships with old dudes who try to talk to us in the auto parts store will never be the same.


Yaas yaas a thousand times YAAS!


Ok fine you get the promotion.


Gotta make this our bio on all socia media STAT




She looked like if Steve Martin was a hot alien grandma. It made us believe in love again.


Truly so rude. Those gems are for the mummies, Lara!


Been there, man. Been… there.


That’ll be nice!