Every Customer Service Call

In a perfect world you’d call customer service, wait a reasonable amount of time, then reach a real person who helps you solve your problem. But alas, we do not live in a perfect world. Mostly customer service is a nightmare hellscape of misheard birthdates and weird circular phone trees. Like in this sketch from Ashlyn Bishop, which is making us want to take a knife to our phone in frustration like right friggin now.

Phone Commercials Are So Dramatic

It feels like the message behind every phone company commercial is ‘if you pick our competitor, you will die a horrible death’. Well writer and comedian Leah Spigelman took that message to it’s logical conclusion in her new Vurizon commercial. Also damn girl, what was the fake blood budget on this thing???