You can always spot a midwesterner by how polite and thoughtful they are, also by the amount of times they say sorry. It takes a lot to make a midwesterner not blame themselves. If you were to rob a midwesterner they would feel very guilty for not having more things to steal from them. To really put things into perspective, our Midwest expert, Mo Polyak, is here to sing you the details! So, cozy up, get polite, and tune in!
