Sometimes morons are like ‘why are women so upset about men telling them to smile, we’re just being friendly’. Those are p much the only times we ever consider homicide.
But for those moments when you just have to put up and shut up for the patriarchy, there’s a new product on shelves that you’re just gonna love! Writer Jen McCartney brings us Smyle ™ – the pill that’ll keep you compliant and pretty, so men never have to feel uncomfortable or even consider other people’s feelings.
