You feeling weird?
Yeah, us too. But in case you’re ready for a lil break, here are some dank tweets to make you giggle and make you think.
Ever get so mad u gotta do yoga
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) January 16, 2017
Gonna do some hip-openers to get this rage out of our woman parts.
Make America Panic Attack
— Sarah Claspell (@claspy) January 20, 2017
Now that’s a hat we could really get behi-ohgodwereallgonnadie
Savor this moment for soon it shall pass pic.twitter.com/26j2Y96JsP
— Alise Morales (@fatlise) January 20, 2017
when I see a girl tie a cherry stem with her tongue I put a whole fish in my mouth and pull out the skeleton then I leave with her boyfriend
— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) January 14, 2017
What a fuckin’ champ.
Listening to Obama praise his daughters right now and really appreciating the way he’s able to do that w/o implying he’d like to date them
— Kate Willett (@katewillett) January 18, 2017
Who knew this was a thing we’d learn to appreciate???
Women! Will they EVER get it right? pic.twitter.com/qXzxWBcCg2
— Allegra Ringo (@allegraringo) January 16, 2017
JUST LET US WASH OUR GODDAMN HAIR ALREADY
On the next episode of Young Rabbi…Jacob has to officiate a bar mitzvah…his own!!!
— Alison Stevenson (@JustAboutGlad) January 17, 2017
But the torah portion… is a meme?!?
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lmaooo SIKE!!! pic.twitter.com/kPqS1K94L5— Ellie Sunakawa (@elliesunakawa) January 20, 2017
‘Oh I just left my jacket JK DOOR’S LOCKED NOW LOSER’
goodnight Obama
goodnight moon
goodnight legally unrestricted womb— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) January 20, 2017
Read this to your kid if you want them to cry all night and also forever.
.@BetsyDeVos quit. you don’t have to pretend anymore. the relief will be overwhelming. go to pottery barn.
— Kate Berlant (@kateberlant) January 18, 2017
You can bedazzle wine glasses all day if you want to Betsy, c’mon.
wish I could go outside and eat a clementine the way people go outside for a cigarette
— aub (@aubreybell) January 18, 2017
Go out on the porch with all the cool kids at the party and just peel one.
I need an outfit that seamlessly transitions from daytime to canceled evening plans.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) January 18, 2017
Literally how is anyone expected to go anywhere ever again.
Why didn’t I die in 2016 when I had the chance
— Ariana Lenarsky (@aardvarsk) January 19, 2017
Turns out they were the lucky ones.
