Followed All Your Red Flags To Our Break Up

Getting into a relationship feels good, but then comes the anxious question: how’s this going to end? Sometimes we sit around and plan for that painful moment- when that special person takes you to lunch, sits you down, looks you in the eye, and says “I can’t do this anymore, we have to end- can you get the check?”

We all know that feeling- being dumped out of the nowhere and paying for lunch (and probably letting them sleep on your couch for a couple weeks after too). What if it didn’t have to be a surprise? What if you could plan out your own brutal heartbreak? Thanks to this hilarious and soul crushing sketch by Kate Pennington, we could all order our own broken heart at the Break Up Bar!