Insert your card. Not like that, you idiot. Now leave it inserted. Leave it. Leeeaave it. HURRY UP AND TAKE IT OUT OR THIS MACHINE WILL EXPLODE. Chip card machines are a weird ordeal that we all somehow signed up for, and they seem like they’re never going away.
At least they inspired this extremely funny and incredibly weird sketch from certified genius Glenn Boozan. Silver lining, right?
