If you are a white woman you have three things: pride, infinite knowledge on speaking with customer care, and a strong radar for GOOD chicken breast. While it may be hard to tell white women apart, the truth is they are all different and unique. The one thing that does unify white women is their love of bland- I mean GREAT chicken breast. So while they all make chicken breast distinctively, they know good breasts when they see them.
To illustrate white women’s affinity and knowledge of chicken breast here is the amazing Not Spicy Enough with another hilarious sketch!