Buying A Mattress Is The Most F**king American Thing You Can Do!

Here in the United States we honor important holidays such as: Veteran’s Day, Martin Luther King Jr. Day, Memorial Day- with SALES. Because America isn’t just about freedom and home of the brave- it’s really about selling cheap crap for money! So what better way to celebrate Fourth of July, a.k.a. America’s birthday, than to BUY A MATTRESS?!

Don’t quite get what I’m saying? Then you are going to want to tune into Tricia Williams’ sketch and celebrate America by buying sh*t!